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    Woven patch with velcro: Toxic pictogram. High quality and durable woven patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. This morale patch is more likely to be worn by snipers and people who disagree on funerals with an open casket. patchworld.net Patchworld

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    You need a funny and humorous veclro patch? Look no further! Below you will find a variety of funny morale patches. Trigger Warning: Some patches have a dark sense of humour so don't get upset. For the emotionally sensitive, we advise sticking with the other patches. Remember! Humour is subjective!

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    • 3D PVC Patch with velcro: Lebkuchenherz "Di mAUG I" The romance of the folk festival now also accompanies you into the field! 🎯💥 Whether you're a die-hard fan or proud bearer of the service rifle, this patch combines tradition with tactical humor. Designed in the classic gingerbread heart shape, it shows an STG77 aka. Army Universal Rifle (AUG) and the tongue-in-cheek lettering “I mAUG Di” - a playful allusion to “I like you”. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Gingerbread heart "DI mAUG I"

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      Gingerbread heart "DI mAUG I"

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    • God Hates Frags

      God Hates Frags

      God Hates Frags

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    • 3D PVC Patch with Velcro: Gott mit uns (1701 - 1970s) High quality and durable PVC patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Nobiscum deu was a war cry of the Roman Empire. It was adopted by the prussian army in 1701 and used by the germans until 1970s. patchworld.net Patchworld

      Gott Mit Uns

      Gott Mit Uns

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    • Woven patch with velcro: Guns Boobs and Beer. The ultimate funny morale patch and trifecta of manly passions, featuring guns, boobs, and beer! This patch is like the holy grail of guy culture, cramming everything a man loves into one epic piece of fabric. Picture this: crossed guns for that inner action hero, a sassy pin-up silhouette to keep things spicy, and a frosty beer mug to remind you that happiness is just a sip away. patchworld.net. Patchworld

      Guns Boobs and Beer

      Guns Boobs and Beer

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    • Woven patch with velcro: Holy Panzerfaustia "May holy Anti-Tank Maria protect us from the iron hosts on the chain. With her divine radiance, she will show us the way!" Alongside the holy Javelin, another pillar saint of modern anti-tank defense. High quality and durable 3D PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Also serves as a morale patch. Patchworld. patchorld.net

      Holy Anti-Tank Maria

      Holy Anti-Tank Maria

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    • I am the gun lobby

      I am the gun lobby

      I am the gun lobby

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    • I choose Violence

      I choose Violence

      I choose Violence

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    • 3D PVC patch with velcro: I choose violence. Don’t be fooled by its cute waddle - this little cat isn’t here for peace talks. Whether it’s guarding its favorite toy or just making a bold statement, this patch is perfect for those who like to add a little bite to their fluff. It's the perfect mix of adorable and edgy for anyone who loves a good quirk on their gear. High quality and durable PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and military enthusiasts. Also serves as a morale patch.

      I choose Violence

      I choose Violence

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    • Ich hatt' eine Kameraden - Soldaten mit Herz Comradeship goes beyond death! - We are supporting the family of our deceased comrade with the goal to renovate his families leaking roof. Help out ❤️, lend a hand 💪, buy a patch and make a donation💰 - we're counting on you! 👍 By purchasing this patch you will directly support the cause. All donations will go directly to the charity organisation Soldaten mit Herz.

      Ich hatt' einen Kameraden

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      Ich hatt' einen Kameraden

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    • Black Trident Inclusive Stickers – Small Arms stickers and sticker set with, I identify as an Apache helicopter sticker, I identify as a sidewinder missile sticker, I identify as claymore mine sticker and I identify as a main battle tank sticker. Black Trident is an Austrian company which specialized in the design, development & production of tactical equipment. Become part of the community and the Black Syndicate by getting your moral patch today! Patchworld patchworld.net

      Inclusive Stickers

      Inclusive Stickers

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    • Woven patch with velcro: Jerusalem Cross, est. 11th century. Proudly display your devotion, honour the legacy of those who carried the cross before us and stand firm in your faith. The Jerusalem or Crusader's Cross symbolizes the spread of Christianity to the four corners of the world, with the large central cross representing Jerusalem and the four smaller crosses signifying the Gospels. This high-quality Christian patch. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Jerusalem Cross

      Jerusalem Cross

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    • 3D PVC Patch: Just the Tip – Patronen Patch. Dieser Patch zeigt ein kühnes Patronendesign, begleitet von der Phrase „Just the Tip“, die sexy Humor mit einer Anspielung auf Schusswaffenliebhaber verbindet. Hochwertige und langlebige 3D PVC, gewebte und gestickte Patches für Sammler, Airsofter und Militärangehörige. Dient auch als Moral-Patch. Patchworld patchworld.net

      Just the Tip – Cartridge Patch

      Just the Tip – Cartridge Patch

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    • Woven patch with velcro: Kanagawa wave (1831) The iconic Kanagawa Wave is a beautiful tribute to one of Japan’s most famous and timeless artworks. The Great Wave off Kanagawa, is a masterpiece by the renowned Japanese artist Hokusai. This design captures the dramatic power of the ocean, with a towering wave cresting over tiny boats, symbolizing both nature’s strength and beauty. High quality and durable PVC patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Kanagawa wave

      Kanagawa wave

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    • Keep Calm and Reload velcro patch. A quick, efficient reload can be the difference between staying in the fight or being sidelined. This patch serves as a reminder: stay composed, perform your reload, and get back in action. High quality and durable PVC patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Also serves as a morale patch. Patchworld patchworld.net

      Keep Calm and Reload

      Keep Calm and Reload

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    • 3D PVC Patch: Keep your rifle by your side. Inspired by the anthem from Far Cry 5, this patch features the phrase "Keep Your Rifle By Your Side," symbolizing vigilance and readiness. High quality and durable PVC patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Also serves as a morale patch. Patchworld patchworld.net

      Keep your rifle by your side

      Keep your rifle by your side

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    • Knife Cat

      Knife Cat

      Knife Cat

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    • Konni Group (Call of Duty)

      Konni Group (Call of Duty)

      Konni Group (Call of Duty)

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    • Woven patch with velcro: Kurwa Literally translated, it means “whore”. In everyday language, however, it is usually used for “Damn!” or “Sh ...” and much more. High quality and durable 3D PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Also serves as a morale patch. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Kurwa

      Kurwa

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    • Gewebter Patch mit Klett: Let it rain! Alles Gute kommt von oben? Es gibt auf jeden Fall kein schlechtes Wetter … Let it rain! Hochwertige und langlebige 3D PVC, gewebte und gestickte Patches für Sammler, Airsofter und Militärangehörige. Dient auch als Moral-Patch. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Let it rain

      Let it rain

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    • 3D PVC patch with velcro: M249 A lighweight symphony of destruction. With 750 rounds per minute, this LMG is perfect for long marches laying down a carpet of lead rather than asking questions. It’s not subtle, but it sure gets the job done. Perfect for all you M249 users out there who love supporting their squad with lead in hard times. High quality and durable PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and military enthusiasts. Also serves as a morale patch.

      M249

      M249

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    • PVC Patch with velcro. This patch features a soldier mid-kick, sending that door flying open like it’s got an overdue rent notice. The design is a nod to Major League Gaming (MLG), where pro gamers flex their skills in virtual battlefields, but let’s be real—kicking in doors is the real-life sport of champions. High quality and durable patch for collectors, airsofters and members of the military. Also serves as a morale patch. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Major League Doorkicker

      Major League Doorkicker

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    • Gewebter Patch mit Klett: Make AUG Great Again Es gibt sie noch, die guten, alten Dinge … Seit 1977 mehr oder weniger unverändert, ist nun es an der Zeit, das AUG großartig zu machen. Eigentlich großartiger, den super war es immer schon. Nur ist es schon ein bisschen in die Jahre gekommen, hat sich ausgeruht und der Anbau von Zubehörteilen war etwas unmöglich bis umständlich. Patchworld. patchworld.net

      Make AUG Great Again

      Make AUG Great Again

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    • 3D PVC patch with velcro: Medic Team ID skull patches Saving lives is everything but boring. Whether you’re on the frontlines as a combat medic or in public, this patch reminds everyone that medics don’t just heal—they can also soar through the chaos. For those who answer the call, no matter the cost, with a little bit of grit and a lot of heart. High quality and durable PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and military enthusiasts. Also serves as a morale patch.

      Medic Skull Patch

      Medic Skull Patch

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    • 3D PVC patch with velcro: Minigun F**K you and your cover. With 2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute, this bad boy doesn’t just fire; it vomits ammunition. It’s like a thunderstorm with a trigger finger – small in size but big on destruction. Perfect for those who believe subtlety is overrated and want to make sure their enemies never forget the sound of your fire. High quality and durable PVC, woven and embroidered patches for collectors, airsofters and military enthusiasts. Also serves as a morale pat

      Minigun

      Minigun

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